A Festivus for the Rest of Us

“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows down upon him I thought, there must be a better way.”

 

-Frank Costanza 

 

This post is for those of you who put up your aluminum pole, have set the table for your Festivus dinner, and are preparing for the Feats of Strength. This is for those of you who have grievances to air. This is for those who find tingle distraction. To all of you, happy Festivus! 

 

You may have missed the boat this year, but next year when the head of the household defends their title during the traditional Feats of Strength, you should create a custom t-shirt for the defending champion to wear. Or, you could create a t-shirt for your and your friends and family to wear using our designer tool. It’s convenient (you can do it on your sofa) and it’s user-friendly. If you run into any difficulties, simply refer to our guides or give us a call at 888-841-5823.

 

WhoopTee is the prefect place for any and all holiday shirts, from the more traditional to the more obscure. We allow our customers the option of buying just one t-shirt. We also allow free shipping to the 48 contiguous states (sorry Alaska and Hawaii). A standard WhoopTee order will be at your door in two weeks, but if you need it sooner we offer a one week rush delivery option for an additional charge. Affordable custom holiday t-shirts, with free shipping? It’s a Festivus miracle! 

 

P.S. Here is a suggestion for the perfect Festivus dinner: a big salad, tuna on toast, an egg white omelet, and a muffin top. 

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